I know you play like you’re the meanest and the hardest but actually you’re the most scared of all. I know you steal batteries you don’t need, and you push away anyone who’s willing to put up with you because just a little bit of love reminds you how big and empty that hole inside you actually is.
You know when some guys can’t make their willies go hard? You mean impotent? Yeah. It’s like I got that, but… but it’s like I got it in — It’s like I got it in my soul.
PHIL DUNSTER as JAMIE TARTT
in TED LASSO
S03E11 | “Mom City”





















